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What’s the weirdest phone call you have ever received?

Last Updated: 18.06.2025 00:18

What’s the weirdest phone call you have ever received?

I hear a pause on the line, it goes quiet for a few seconds.

Yes sir it is.

Is your number (xxx) xxx-xxxx??

Why did my ex replace me so fast?

No sir I sure don't, I live in the next city over.

Long pause, OK. (Inaudible talking). Could you hang on for just a sec?

After a few moments he returns.

Have you ever heard of the god Priapus being the same as the god Phosphorus?

I was trying to reach out to you because we have a Mr X here, who claims you are his legal guardian. He needs you to come down and sign some forms.

Do you reside at 1234 X X Lane?

Hi this is Sargent Moss from the County detention center. Is this Sean?

What are some reasons for the widespread dislike of President Trump? In your opinion, has he been a good or bad president?

Whew, not in trouble!! But someone named Sean with a similar number is apparently about to have a rather bad day.

Sure no problem officer.

{RING} {RING}

How many wishes do people get on their birthday?

I'm sorry to bother you, my staff just told me our guy corrected his information and had a number off for his home phone. Have a good day. Hangs up.

Do what? Officer, I'm sorry I have no kids of my own, and I don't know anybody by that name.

ATTENTION SPIKES UP. What could he want with me? Did I do something wrong? Lord did I forget to pay something? Questions start flying through my head. What would the detention center sheriff want with me?

Why do flat earthers delete their answers after being proven wrong? Are they just being ignorant and arrogant?

HELLO

Looks at phone, sees a number local to me, so I answered.